You should watch this. Watch the whole thing, give it time. It builds. It is awesome. Not just 'cause it's called "Jenny".

Flight of the Conchords - Jenny

-j

First of all, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

When is it due? I'll be home soon... I can show you the choreography I used. I suggest the lasso move over your head.

Bye, AUNT Amy!

That's still so weird to me.

-j

so my first day of crutches was also the first day of the jumping roping unit (i'm not kidding) in gym. despite the doctor's specific orders that i have NO participation in gym, mrs tuecke is pairing me up with my friend janine (who ALSO has a stress fracture in her left foot) to do a non-jumping jump roping routine. basically, we whip around our jump ropes at eachother in time to the music. any good ideas?

-a

hey
i was shoveling when the mailman came by with the USC magazine. that's SO cool!
i also went and played some snow frisbee with friends, it was fun.
oh yea, i almost forgot, i have to be on CRUTCHES for the next month, and wear this boot thing on my foot. i have two (almost three) stress fractures. yeah. anyway
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!

-a

LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE

Best Actor (Alan Arkin)
Best Support Actress (Abigail Breslin)
Best Original Screenplay
Best Picture

I'm so, so excited and pleasantly surprised. A comedy! For Best Picture! I can't wait to hear and read non-believers bitch about how undeserving this one is. You can say they're wrong, but you still gotta suck on THAT!

Also, Mark Wahlberg for The Departed? Awesome!

In other news, you always, always gotta go for the eyes.

-j

celeste and i got caught joyriding past curfew. i gave mom and dad my license and they took my cell phone as well. end of story.

Congratulations!!!

Mom thought it was weird that you just went outside and drove away alone.

I wish I could go skiing with you guys. Hrmph.

I liked the farting story about dad.

-j

I GOT MY LICENSE. i'm extremely happy.

the guy testing me was real dick. big asshole.

track started. its going good.

i might go skiing with sandy. only if mom pays for it.

i drove my friends around today. don't tell mom and dad.

i wonder if i can write more/less than exactly two sentences. nope.

-a

just now at dinner dad said
"the more you eat, the more you fart. the more you fart, the better you feel."
insightful, isn't it?

we got a crapload of snow